a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
people say dont make eye contact while eating a hotdog but i think its a great time to show ur crush that ur interested
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.
how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.
Corey celebrating the empty netter/his shutout!