If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
hell yeah i like roleplaying
oh. oh you meant the erotic in the bedroom kind. not the pretending to be a fictional character online kind. oh. my bad
Let’s be honest, is there really a difference?
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
what do you call a wolf that is lost?
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
decorated each beatle’s walk of fame star with some of my favorite photos from them today